Lassie – “Phonecalls on My Deathbed”

Now that I’m old, responsible and practically on my death bed, I’m fascinated with the who-gives-a-shit brattiness of Lassie’s “Phonecalls on My Deathbed”. Lyrics like “The sooner I get distracted / The better / Haven’t returned / That call yet” fill me with joy and that choppy guitar riff, backed by a relentless drum beat …